So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
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