4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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