is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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