I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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