You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
This is classic penis vs brain.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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