So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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