she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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