Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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