this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
it's like iHOP with fire
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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