My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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