The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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