Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
soo... how was my night?
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