he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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