theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
