Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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