I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
She needs sedatives and a leash
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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