i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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