The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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