I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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