I only kidnapped one of them. chill
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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