he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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