so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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