He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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