There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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