just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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