Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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