She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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