So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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