I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
