just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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