it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I supernannyed him into submission
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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