why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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