i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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