is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Holy sore nipples Batman
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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