Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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