omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
So much Jack, so little girl.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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