Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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