Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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