Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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