I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Buhtt sex?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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