I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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