Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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