YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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