How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i dont even know how to be here
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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