He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
if i can run in heels then i can drive
too bad you live with your parents still
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
