I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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