we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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