And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i dont even know how to be here
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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