Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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