Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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