Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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