There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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