You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
This toilet bowl is my home.
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