i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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